This is why I am the king

Well today I stopped by Tim Hortons for my morning steeped tea and guess what? I was lucky enough to get an XL when I only ordered a L. And to top it off, I rolled up the rim on the XL which shouldn't have been mine and boo-YA... I won a coffee. Stick that in you pipe and smoke it!!!!!!! I don't think I've every used that phrase before. Oh well, been applying to more jobs so please pray for one of them to hire me. That's all.